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samsungsandiphones: “Hey (don’t know your name} im a fan of how you give advice to atract woman. I cant lie your shit is The Danger (breaking bad reference) I found myself reading and saying this guy is 100% right!! I thought about submitting
cat-pun: crushworthyxo: cat-pun: smorch What the fuck is this shit. SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. THIS IS SO CRINGY IT ACTUALLY HURTS TO LOOK AT. I CANT BELIEVE YOU MADE ME ACTUALLY READ THAT smoonch
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: OKAY I CANT READ MINDS ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? Actually getting raped and REGRETTING having sex with someone are 2 very different things.
bootyhoekage:niggaazaelia: yungasura: cocoamoon: onkeymonkey: melaninboy:@whitepeople, why tho… Smh. jesus christ this hurt to read I just…. What? welp… cant use fuckboy no more.. 😒 christ. cant have shit.
when i say i hope this blog never gets popular enough for people to send me asks asking for advice i mean that shit. cause my only answer will ever be “read a book”
fiyabwal: Warhammer 40k orks are just a shitpost. Reading up on the lore of them is a true test because they’re so absurd you cant tel the dufference between theory and actual canon. Shit i’ve read. -every one possesses a form of psychic willpower
adventuretitan: adventuretitan: posting here as per somebody’s request see i WOULD have posted this on tumblr but it’s… too big, you cant see shit ok so if you read the description on deviantart ive got a headcanon that one time they went to visit
graphiteknight: deadjosey: Pit cant read for shit Comic by @graphiteknight Pit voiced by @voicehk Discord: https://discord.gg/deadjosey Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/deadjosey Wow nice, thank you for this! :D
kenway: mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3: damianwayned: hello i am the url police here to write you a ticket because that url is a pile of shit you’re just jealous because my url is almost canon kind of i cant even read your url
avatarskorra: what a beautiful day for a wedding!
egowave: tropcool: egowave: i have this short book called “the cia’s greatest hits” and its like a compilation of a bunch of evil shit the cia has done, 2 pages each per operation and i cant find a pdf anywhere but its worth reading and i wish
Here’s this stupid ass story My dumbass promised yall lol
landorus: haha dude this shit is so small like i cant even read this shit lmao
getmoneydollaz: samsungsandiphones: “Hey (don’t know your name} im a fan of how you give advice to atract woman. I cant lie your shit is The Danger (breaking bad reference) I found myself reading and saying this guy is 100% right!! I thought
ralndrops: I CANT BREATHE Rofl funniest shit I read all night
dogfriend247: i cant believe its 2016 and im still seeing ‘introverts have a rich internal life and love to read books, whereas extroverts love to scream and shit themselves in public’ type posts on my dash
letshearitforthisclown: plasmalogical: letshearitforthisclown: plasmalogical: letshearitforthisclown: fuck bbq food actually. a brisket is alright but if it aint fried dont come at me with that shit i cant read this blind to the truth bitch go
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
my-perfect-cavalry: psychedelicatessenn: youbeturfannypack: THESE ARE NOT OKAY READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE Yep… I’m about to go to bed. Great! Aww fuck me who ever made this needs 2 go 2 hell for this shit bad enough i cant sleep then i read
hungarian: im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
thottielamottie: k so i made this new russian friend at school this week and we were talking about memes, you know, as one does, and she was telling me about this underground russian meme where its pics of fish reading and saying shit like “i cant
paulaalexengel: slayinlouistommo: laaughoutlouud: BORED? HUNGRY? HORNY? FEELING SHIT? TIRED? WELL READ THE LINKS BELOW AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!! HAHAHA ENJOY!!!Funny101Funny102Funny103Humor101Humor102Humor103Laugh101Laugh102Laugh103BET YOU CANT STOP
cutandbleed: cant tell if its late or this is the fucking funniest shit I have ever read. omg.
iiterative:scarletjedi:iidigestive-readerii:ajoblotofjunk:Let’s do this. Instead of replying, though, send me an Ask. Yes, do it!!! you can ask me too! [id: a tweet reading “Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would
calonarang: “I will fight for the place where I’m free, to live together and exist as me!”
arbor-viridanus replied to your post “I just realized, Weiss’ new outfit shows off a lot of her legs. Blake…”I read too quickly and misread it as “one day she will pry them open again”.one can only hope